Thursday, December 29, 2011

A Sad Note:

I have a friend who makes the most lovely creations - I work with her and her Husband.  They recently had a premature baby and things were not going so well with their little one.  For those that knew of this family I wanted to let you know that their sweet, little man went back to his Heavenly Father today.  It's a very sad situation for this family but at the same time it may just be a blessing in disguise.  We wanted to send our love and prayers to this family during this time and if you need further information please let me know.  I will be happy to send it along.

The first month of Christmas:

Will be done in January! With (Sing aloud now) Cute washer necklaces... that I already bought all of the stuff for because they are amazingly inexpensive...

OK, so the song doesn't QUITE fit - but that doth not matter.  I saw this idea from another friend - and so I am going to give it a "GO".  With all of the online tutorials and help and ideas out there I figured - "I can do that too".  And so, I am.
See - the CUTE washer necklaces... 
Anyway, on my search for tutorials on how to make these I found THESE too...

And you can't tell me that they aren't just adorable as well.
SO, naturally - me being the overachiever that I am - I got all of the stuff to make the glass pendants too.  I had made some before when I was with my mom - and when she told me how much the kit cost her I thought, "My word someone is making a fortune!" - together, all of the art supplies for 50 necklaces cost me less than 20.00.  I will be doing some step by step tutorials while I make them and post them on here so if you are trying to get ideas for your Christmas Giving in 2012, you will have an easy, inexpensive one to do.

February is going to be "Puzzle Jars" for the kiddies.  I am very excited about this one too!  I even bought some "Oops" to get rid of the Goop on some of my older Jars.

I think that March is going to be Aromatherapy Bags for the Ladies.

Will keep you posted!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Resolutions - Lists - Countdowns, oh my...

Each year I say that I am going to "resolve" to do this, and "resolve" to do that... you know, those New Year resolutions.  Half the time people quit around the 6 week mark and don't pick it up again until the next year.   People plan to lose weight, to eat better, to get organized.  I'm not waiting this year for my resolution list - nor am I "resolving" to do anything.  It just doesn't seem to work out when I do.

This year I have 52 weeks until the next year.  I have decided that I am going to do Christmas in 52 weeks instead of 4.  Novel Idea, eh?  

You see?  We rush and Rush and RUSH - then we hit December 25th, and the 26th feels like a drag.  I had nothing to do today! (GASP).  Then it dawned on me that I could be starting things for next year already.  I could do it and put them aside.  

Ahhh - but how would I know what anyone else would want?  Well, I don't.  And that's just too bad for you.  Didn't someone say that it was the "thought" that counted?  And I am constantly thinking that I want to try this or do that. If I just spent the kind of time on the crafty stuff that I love, then I am certain that whatever I made would be a welcomed gift next year... right?  I mean, half the stuff I see online I could make myself.  (But mostly because tutorials are our friends).

So, I hit the Michael's sale - got sponge brushes and paint at a really good price, and I've already started making my list for next year.  I hope you are on it, because it's going to be great.  I have the ideas for the kids already and, yes, it will be a lot of work.  But, I have a feeling that next year's Christmas is truly going to be the best one yet.




Monday, December 26, 2011

My late but Crafty Christmas Present

So, I admit that I saw these cuties on Pinterest - and I did covet them and want them all for myself! So, today I had the kids paint their feetsies and make me my very own.  They are not exactly like the ones that I saw on Pinterest - because whoever did them on there, well, they used different feet than the ones that I had here... and different paint, and paper, and colors... and you get it. 

BUT, these are the best feet there are!  Original works of art made just for me!

This year I am going to be doing an "art wall".

I saw it done in a home that I had visited a few years ago.  The woman had taken her children's artwork through school years and framed the best pieces and put them on the walls.  I can't tell you how much I loved just staring at these pieces of art, and I had decided that one day I too would have an art wall in my home.  This is the year - and it will be tough to decide on the pieces of artwork that will go on the walls.   Creativity is going to be set to a higher standard to make it wall worthy... but these two pieces are sure to go since they were requested. Just wanted to share with those that are super crafty and like new ideas too.  If you would like to see the originals on Pinterest, just follow me or check out my boards.  If you need an invite to Pinterest, just message me and I will be happy - HAPPY - to Oblige.

This month is such a special one ...

That's right - there were Happy Birthday's here over the last few days.  The Misses finally changed over the marker to another year older than the year that he had to claim previously... It was a very exciting party with streamers, cake, clam chowder, and pressies - Yeah, The kids did great on that!  :)  Apparently, due to the way the balloon was numbered, I will be getting a story about it in the future... 

Anyway, That night we tucked all of the cute ninja's into their beds. Being oh so stealthy, we headed to bed ourselves and decided to wake up early to finish everything up.  Actually, the kiddos knew that we weren't going to get started til' later - Dee Dee was very happy as she wanted to "Sleep in" like a normal teenager.  The Morning was really very happy. The ex came to spend Christmas with us and to dole out the presents.  The kids got so many things - and yes, I made those awesome Jammy pants that you see in this picture.  Those are lovely, aren't they?  I would say that they are the most amazing Jammies that ever existed, but, I am a teensie bit biased.

Per the request of the Gpas and Gmas I am posting the pictures of the haul that each of the kiddos got. Minus Squiggly.  This is because Squiggly was not here to take pictures when it dawned on me that a picture would be needed to complete this blog.  Sorry in advance... Anyway, This is D-man with all of this years goodies.  His favorites were everything but he's especially excited for Halo, and his sword, and his gun, and the violin, and the static kit - oh, and the Angry Birds game, and the art kit, and his gyroscope, and his Yo-Yo.  You know, I really think that he liked it all.  Thank you to everyone that helped to provide D-man with so many new, neat things to enjoy.  I know that he had a great time helping to make Christmas for a few of you too. 

 Dee Dee! This year she had ONE thing on her list, followed by a few others.  The one thing, and we didn't tell anyone else about it, was a certain Camera.  I went out on Black Friday to secure the little jewel and it was the very first thing under the tree this year.  She even asked a few times if I remembered - I told her that I did, but that I just didn't know if we could make it happen... bwahahahaaaa.  I think that secretly she already knew - but it was still fun to TRY to trick her.

"What is this? Mah Camera? See me take da peectures wif it?"

Dee Dee got a lot of things that were on her list this year too. She got a glue gun and puffy, fuzzy balls with the googlie eyes to hot glue on.  (She makes these cute little critters that she gives out to her friends and what not).  She got a Gir hoodie and Purse (One of her favorite cartoon characters).  A Ute's sweatshirt, Jammies, a scarf and gloves, a Radio, the GREEN box (which will be passed on next year for fear of the bad JuJu, and so many other things.  Earrings, gift cards, hair bows, journals.... oh, don't worry - I could keep going.  And in her usual fashion, she took it all up to her room to organize it neatly. That's my girl.

This Morning - D-man helped to make breakfast from Scratch.  He did biscuits from scratch, eggs, sausage, and country gravy. BOOYAH! However, that being said, he didn't have a round cutter - so all of the biscuits were shaped like Stars. D-Man did a great job on breakfast, AND he gets to sign off something in his Bear Scout book without knowing it... I love it when they do stuff just because and then they get to sign off stuff in one of their books! TOTALLY My FAVORITE THING!

AND FINALLY!  In t he midst of everything else.  Dee Dee got makeup for Christmas.  The Ex feels that she wears too much makeup, which I think is ridiculous because all she has is base and mascara - this year we introduced (Drum roll please) Eye-shadow. *GASP!* Not just eye-shadow, but the kind that has colors - like blue and purple.  Oh, sure, I got neutrals too - but every girl needs a little color in her life - right?  Just look at her face?  Isn't that a face that looks like it needs a little more adventure?  OK, maybe not - but we were going for a little bit of it anyway.   So, today we had a lesson in how to apply, (APPROPRIATELY), eye makeup. 

She's not really interested in Eye-liner, so we didn't get her any of that yet.  And she's not interested in blush or lipstick - so that's out too.  BUT, we do have 6 lovely colors of eye shadow for her to choose from (thank you Mary Kay consultant, Kimberly).  

And we all had a fantastic few days away from work.  I am coming down with a cold, but the Misses says that I need to quit whining about that - as he trudges up to bed at 7:00PM tonight claiming that he's beat.  We hope that you and your families all had a fantastic Christmas too - and we have already started plans for Next Christmas. Yes, you read that right - this year I am going to be more organized!  I am going to get things done early!  I AM GOING to stick to those resolutions! (But that's for another post).  

Friday, December 23, 2011

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

All I want for Christmas... is me

I Love Christmastime - Why? Because it's the time of the year closest to the celebration of me.  It's the time of year when everyone starts to sing songs of Aonika - And why shouldn't they?  Am I not most amazing?  I am.  So, though not all of these are Christmas songs, they are songs where you can sing my name.  No need to thank me - you are welcome!  I appreciate you singing my praises!

To start we have:
Centerfold - by the J. Giels Band - how does this one work?  Well, just simply add in my name... "My blood runs cold - my memory has just been sold - Aonika is the centerfold! Aonika is the centerfold..."

The Hanukkah song - by Adam Sandler - This should be so easy.  My name Rhymes with EVERYTHING! I love this song.

Slide - by the Goo Goo Dolls - "Put your arms around me! What you feel is what you are and what you are is Aonika... " (See how easy that fits?)

Walking in Ao-nik-ah's Wonderland - you know... the sleigh bells ring?  Are you listening? (Giggle)

The Christmas Song - Chestnuts roasting on Aonika's Fire...  Aonika's nipping at your nose.... Yule tide carols, being sung by Aonikaaaaaa!!! And folks dressed up like Aonika tooooooo..... Everybody knows, an Aonika and some Mistletoe - help to make the season bright.  .. ... "

Silent Night - You love this one - Round Yon Aonika, crazy and wild.

And just for fun - you can add a few other things. One of my favorites is Deck the Hall - why? Because of the second verse - "See the blazing Mule before us!" oooh. I know that it's Yule... but still... it's so much more fun to think of a Mule Blazing before us...

The evening can then be completed with a myriad of other musical treats such as:

Aonika - the red nosed employee...

Aonika the snowomanofawesomeness

The Aonika and the Mouse

Fum Fum Aonika (I know that this one sounds tricky, but think of it - With Aonika's awesomeness sing Fum Fum Fum ...)

And "Aonika Ride" ... a new treat this year for all."come on, it's lovely weather for an Aonika Ride together with you....."

Anyway - I know that they are not all Christmas songs - but I figured that they are fun anyway.  I have more... but just wanted to leave a few with you to get the juices flowing...

HAPPY SINGING - be creative - and don't forget that my name is the best name to insert anywhere in your song. BWAHAHAHAAA

Thursday, December 15, 2011


Have you all seen this place?
It is truly my newest weakness.  I can spend hours and hours on this website all day long looking at crafts, and ideas, and recipes, and things that other people are doing for Christmas presents.  It's an amazingly addictive site!

How did I get started you wonder?
Well, apparently someone has to send you an invite.  Oh sure, you can go to their site and request to become a part of the place, but then you are on a waitlist and you never know when you are going to be added into the loop.  BUT, if you are really lucky then you can have someone invite you and then you can be part of this massive crafty party online as well.  I must say, it's the biggest "Time-waster" that I have ever been involved with, but I can't stop now!  I have too many things pinned on my walls.  SO, if you are reading this blob, and you do not have an invite to Pinterest yet, but you WANT one - please just let me know.  I will be happy to send you an invite so you can join in my addiction.  And it is just that - a serious, serious addiction.
SEE! Look at some of these cute things!


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Bland Blob?

So, the other day I came to my blob, and there were lines down the center - everything was way off, nothing matched - it was so ugly!  So, I decided to try out a few new templates.  However, what I ended up with what Blobbly Blah - How is this for a blob to be?  There's no color - ooooh, I know that I can customize it, but Blobber's new stuff is difficult to navigate.  I liked the dynamic stuff, but then I lost my list of blobs that I follow... Reading their training didn't help much either.  So, Yuck - Yuck Yuck Yicky Yuck to the new Blobber.  I am sure that I will figure it out, but right now - I just want to say YUCK.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Making Christmas, Making Christmas, La la La...

It's the Christmas Season again - time to get out those goal books, where you start planning the season, Planning next year, making resolutions - making Christmas - Making ... well, Stuff.

This year we are doing a lot of "making", "baking", and "taking".  I read on another website that something like 65% of all gifts this year will be homemade.  Now, I am also familiar with the fact that statistics can be manipulated, but since the majority of our gifts to others this year were homemade - well, I can't really argue the statistic that was set before me on that particular website. 

One of the things that we decided to do was pictures.  Now, I have never professed to be a great photographer like my sister.  In fact, though I do say that I have a good Eye for it (Some say I have two eyes for it), my equipment is really sub-par for what I want to do.  My brain knows that it would like to see in a picture, and no matter what I do, I just can't get it to do it.  So, I take lots and lots of pictures trying to get that ONE shot - and it just doesn't seem to turn out the right way.  You might see a lot of those coming out of me in recent days - 

So, to start - the picture above was taken after our power was knocked out during a wind storm a few weeks ago.  Rarely do I have the candles out - as much as I love candles, Ricky-roo doth not like them at all.  So, I don't bust out the candles that frequently.  But, with them out, I just got this idea - and I really love the glow.  So, I took a deep breath - held it as long as I could and steadied myself since I didn't have my tripod with me.  I was fond of the result, But I wanted more - I didn't get it that evening but I did get a few really good ideas.

Lights - yes, that's right - Lights.  Lights down at the Gallivan Center. Why there?  Because Temple Square was an absolute zoo the night that we went.  It was cold - it was miserable - there were people EVERYWHERE - and I don't know what it is, but people in large quantities amounts to terrible traffic because suddenly you lose your capacity to know how to drive appropriately.  Don't ask me why - it's just a personal observation.  But, we did go to the Gallivan center - where I played around with the settings on my camera and tried to get some interesting light pictures - Brokeh I think is what they call this.  I don't care what they call it really - it's pretty.

Besides that , I can use this image to make a lovely scrapbook page.  And for me, isn't that what it's all about anyway?  I think that one of my new years resolutions will be digital scrapbooking though.  Not that I don't like all of the paper and stuff, but I would really like to just drag and drop and make things completed... faster. (Insert smiley here)

This was one of my favorite pictures of the whole night.  When shooting with my Aperture setting, my shutter speed adjusts accordingly and I can't figure out how to speed it up even when I change my aperture.  So, It was, "Take a deep breath and hold still for as long as you can".  This also means that (because the kids can't hold still for forever while my camera does it's thing) that the majority of pictures were blurry.  But sometimes, they would just move - and I would get that cool "Ghostie" effect... this was not the type of picture, but I can appreciate it just the same. :)  He gave it a good effort - no, he really did. 

Either way, I Love Christmas lights.  I will be taking a lot more pictures while they are out for me to play around with. You might be sick of them by the time I am through, but that's alright. . . I don't mind.

Monday, November 21, 2011

It's Thanksgiving Week!

And you all know what that means, right?
Black Friday Shopping!

I know that some of you out there are terribly against this time of year.  The idea of consumers crushing each other to save a mere $50.00, but please remember that not all of us are like that. In fact, I am not like that at all.  I plan in advance people - I look for deals weeks in advance!  Then after I find the deals I look for other places with the same deal, so I know where to go and what time I should be there.  Strategy people!  Do I panic or fight or pull a gun if, after all this amazing planning, I should happen to not get my item?  No.  Do I  pull hair, knock kids over, or run anyone down?  No.  Nothing is that important.  But, I do think that with careful planning and scouting that a person can have a great Black Friday experience, get some good deals, save a little bit of money in the process, and not kill anyone.  I KNOW ! I KNOW!  It's hard to subscribe to the idea of civility in these situations, but I promise, it can be done.  

So, This Thanksgiving weekend, just remember that not all of us are out there to kill.  In fact, I can get in and out of Walmart in a record time (15 minutes) because I plan.  Rarely do I get stuck in long lines and fights - rarely.  The point of this particular Blob is merely to point out that not all of us Black Friday Shoppers are like the picture above... not all of us are raving lunatics out for blood.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Post Title?

I find Blobbing to be so dang time consuming recently!  Seriously!  Who has time for blobbing anyway?  With Bloggers new features and layout, well, I figured that I would see if it would help speed things up... but it hasn't so far.  Mostly because, apparently, I still have to type.  Why can't blogger just pull the information out of my head and put it on the screen, complete with pictures and words and emphasis?

Anyway, nothing going on right now - my adorable sister had a very cute baby, about 5 weeks too early.  My good Friend found out that she is having a girl, another friend just found out that she is expecting, the woman on the soccer team informed me that her sour looks were because she is 10 weeks along, and I have 2 others that are due in the next 3 months.  There are babies EVERYWHERE.  

I was at a U2 Concert a few months ago, watching their little ticker of number of deaths, number of births, number of accidents, you know - and I could not believe how fast the numbers were turning.  However, after looking around and finding out how many of my friends are preggers, well, I guess I could believe it?  A little?

Anyway, Leo Gentry is way cute - I don't have a lot of time - but when has that ever been anything strange? Nothing really changes, right?  

Wednesday, October 5, 2011


I know that every now and then we come across a "Look - A - Like" - and this was sent to me a while ago.  BUT, I ran across it again today and thought... "Jeremy?" - it's not him... but it sure does look like him.  The face, nose, hair, glasses, even the SMUG look on his face... So - I figured I would share it here.. .BWAHAHAHAA.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Made In China

This is going to be my small Rant of the day - Do you all realize that I should totally be kicked out of this country?  I mean, really - where is my Patriotism?  Where has it gone?  Today I went shopping with my sweetheart to pick up a few things that we needed, and a few that I wanted.  I was looking at the things that I "Wanted" and noticed that I am not helping the American economy out, AT ALL!  Everything that I had decided on was - you guessed it - MADE in CHINA.

See, here is the evidence -

 I really feel that one of the reasons our country suffers is because more of the work that should be in the states is being outsourced to cheaper labor outside of the country.  It's nice that we have been helping them, I did a fair job of it today) but I really think that it's time that they start bringing the jobs home.  If the jobs and factories were brought back to the states then the country would be able to have a low to non existent unemployment rate.  Ooooh, but no.  Our bleeding hearts are so gullible that we are willing to help out everyone but ourselves.

So, lets start putting high tariffs on US companies that go outside the country to develop goods and services and food for the states.  MAKE them bring the jobs home - Then we can start improving the serious situation that we as a country have found ourselves in, right? 

PS: Sylvania light bulbs are still made in the states - and I buy those... so, there is at least a SMALL Contribution on my part whenever I need lightbulbs -

PPS: Again, if you can't see the pictures, go directly to my blob - I often wonder why facebook posts some but not others - so if you want to see them, you know where to go now.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

HAHAHAAA - It's finally here!!

I know that it's dark - and I took this picture at 10:00 tonight - But, .do you see what I see?  that's right - it's snowing.  TAKE THAT SILLY GROUNDHOG - predict an early spring, it gets warm, and what happens?  That's right - Global Warming is proven wrong once again!  It's nice and cold - It was getting a little toasty here, but finally - the snow is back.

Don't get me wrong - i really dislike the snow - BUT, It's Wintertime - it's SUPPOSED to snow.  I don't happen to like spiders either, but when I find them OUTSIDE (in their OWN space instead of mine) I typically will leave them alone.  In my house they are good as dead though.

Anyway, Just wanted to show you the pretty snow.  It's still coming down so who KNOWS what it will look like in the morning - but that's just fine by me. :)

The Future as we Know it...

I (for one) am no (Shhhhhh) Conspiracy Theorist
It's just not what I do.
But beyond that, how can you say that a person IS in fact a (ShhhhhConspiracy Theorist, if they have evidence that shows that whatever it is they are yammering on about really did happen?

In the most recent months I have been looking more and more at a few things around me - paying more attention to things that are slipping through at the Federal level, that people just are not paying attention to because it didn't hit up the 5:00 or 10:00 news.

Are we REALLY so naive that so many of our rights are truly being snuffed out, and we just think that because we are "American" that we are protected? Or that just because it didn't show up on the News that it didn't happen? 

Anyway, this is just my small rant - the future as we know it is always changing (Well, obviously). It's not going to stay the same just because we live in the United States - I know that most of you who read this are adults, and you know this already - but don't be surprised if you see articles that get posted on my Facebook page or even here that you didn't see on the 5:00 news - Because there are things that are happening that should be known!  

Though, I promise that I will at least research what I post (To the best of my abilities) - I encourage any discussions on the material, heck - I don't care if you all have a war over the stuff that's posted, but please be thoughtful and don't start attacking "Republican" or "Democratic" - because, it's not about that - they are all in the same boat - they are just wearing different colored t-shirts to confuse everyone else.

Anyway, this is your "notification" - I didn't want anyone just Freaking out if I put something up that was more "extreme" than the typical happy stuff that I post.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011

There once was a Mechanic named Travis

Who was a dang thief
(but we already knew that because we discovered that he didn't ever do any of the work on the cars like he said that he did. (Thank you Mechanic Bob))

Anyway, Back in August of Last year (after I found out that Mechanic Travis was not doing the work that he said that he was), I finally cornered the man at his office. This was not an easy task as every time I had tried before he never showed up, or he didn't answer his phone.  Just one excuse after another.  So, I got him in his office and I confronted him about the work that had not been done on the Honda or The Jetta.  The oil pan, the fuel pump, the fuel relay.  (I found out later on that the brakes on my Honda were put on Backwards!)  Anyway, I confronted him about how he charged me and charged me for services that never needed to be done in the first place, but weren't completed or were never completed in the first place. After this conversation and confrontation he gave me 3 checks to pay me back but he could not locate a check that I had given him but he had not cashed.  He was supposed to destroy this check when he located it.  I, being the gullible Aonika that I am, believe that when he found it he would do just that.  And I totally spaced putting a stop payment on the check.

*Yeah* I know - can't believe that I just believed he would destroy it after all of the other stuff he didn't do - but he seems like such a nice guy! (Seriously, he's very personable).

SO, A few weeks ago I found out that there was money missing from my bank account - after researching it I found out that he had gone into the bank and found a nice teller - like the guy in the picture below - 
Yeah, see how he's schmoozing that woman!?!  Anyway, I am sure that's what Travis did - he went into a bank and even though the check was 9 months old, and you could see that he had altered the check and signed my initials to the best of his ability, AND he wrote his name at the front of the "Pay To" line - somehow, he schmoozed the teller and he/she cashed the check for him.

Why wasn't it Cancelled like he said?  That LYING SACK OF !&*#$@! and stuff!  

So, I filed a police report
Called the bank
Filed and affidavit of forged/ changed check
and waited.

I hope that they get him - 
On a side note, they called me to ask if I could Identify him - I started to describe him - tattoos on the biceps, always wearing a black t-shirt, jeans, and black shoes/boots.  He's bald.  I can also tell you that he's ALWAYS at the Gold's Gym at 3:00 - 5:00 
The lady on the phone said "WoW -he's wearing just that in the video!"

REMEMBER - Cheetah's never prosper - nor do they change their spots.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Just an additional Valentine's Day Note

Because it REALLY was a fantastic Day. 
Monday Nights I have the kiddos - usually the highlight of my week, unless it's a Weekend, or a Wednesday, or any other time that I have them. Ok - fine - I will admit that when I have the kids with me it is generally the Highlight.  Nuff' said.  

Anyway, Big D got a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas (Remember - "You'll shoot your eye out!!") Though we have gone out and shot the gun a few times, it has been really cold. The weather has been warming up a little bit (though I am not fooled, I know that the cold will come back) so I told him that he should shoot his gun today.  Just for fun - dust off the old Boom-Stick

So - He did


That little stinker got a Kill shot!

Also - I ordered this fantastic cake from OCD Cakes - you can't tell me that it's not the most Awesome Valentine Cake that ever existed.  I can tell you that it was delicious as well - with a Raspberry filling in the center and delicious Fondant - the kids LOVED it - and so did the HUBBY.  Thank you thank you thank you OCD Cakes -  

I am going to insert my shameless Plug here - if you haven't added OCD Cakes on Facebook yet, you need to - they are fantastic!

The Gramma Van -

Because I haven't updated in a while, I am sure that most of you were not aware that I have inherited my mom's van - affectionately known as "The Grandma Van".  

It needed a little extra love - and work - and I needed a more reliable vehicle because the Jetta just sucks nuts - So, My mom was looking to upgrade and though I swore that I would NEVER drive a Mini-Van (And I did put up a pretty good argument for a few years before I couldn't get away from it anymore), this little baby and I are now joined at the backside.  (Oh ha ha)

Anyway, the kids will not let me rename the Grandma Van - nor will they let me put a different air freshener in it because they like the Grandma Smell - So, if you are wondering what the lovely fragrance is when I get near you, it's not me (After all, I never shower) It's the fresh scent of Grandma.

And just for everyone else's information - I really do like sitting higher than everyone else on the road except for the large SUV's and Semi Trucks and a few others that I won't mention.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Valentine's Day -

 That's Right - You know what time of the year it is... It's that Mushy, Gushy, Sticky Sweet, time of the year when Lovers are all over each other, and people are getting engaged - or married - or whatever.  That time before the beginning of Spring where you have your last sinful fling with a box of chocolate - swearing that because of the harmful relationship it has with you, that you won't touch it for another year (or at least until Halloween) ((But, secretly - we all KNOW that you are going to sneak more in the upcoming weeks at Easter... don't you lie!)).  
It's the time of the year when Pink is more prevalent than any other color - though it really doesn't match many of your Winter ensembles - the time of the year when even though Roses are not really in bloom outdoors, the florists will find a way to provide for all of those crazies that want to pay a ton for flowers. (Which are going to DIE anyway)  When children are forced to show love to their classmates and look to pick out the least "telling" valentine day cards to print their name on - or maybe they can hide the goosh with a piece of candy or a sucker... 

I just thought that I would say that I "LOVE" this time of the year - So, don't be bashin' on it or anything like that.  Or I might just have to come over there and do something drastic - Just to prove a point.
On a side note, We did candy grams for the kids for school Tomorrow - They will get a cookie that has a card that says that I love them to the end of the Multiverse and back plus 1 to whatever they say... 
I think that this year I may have FINALLY Bested them.

Happy Valentines Day !!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Ballad of Mona Lisa

You all know that I am such a Sucker for a catchy Tune and that I just LOVE Panic! At the Disco.  Anyway - Their first album knocked my socks off - Their second album was sub-par in comparison. Now that they have released their first song from their third album (Yeah - you know, the one that Rick said would NEVER happen) I am happy to report that this song has the look and feel of Album number 1.  Almost to the point that I am slightly obsessed with this song / video combination.

Because of this, I just had to share - why? Well - Rick would say that it's the fact that I like to torture all of my friends - I would say because I like creative things. There is a serious difference when it comes to musical likes in different genres of music between the two of us (this is no secret).  Anyway, you listen - judge for yourself.  I am going to continue to like them regardless... 
Anyway - ENJOY!

PS:  If you read this on Facebook, you will not see the link to the Video- Just YouTube it. :) LOVES!

Friday, February 11, 2011

In the words of the Zep - It's been a long time

Been a long time
Been a long
Lonely Time

Too much has gone on to catch anyone up - So I will just start from present excitement...
Yeah, that's right- in the next month and a few weeks it will be...
(Ahem - I need a drumroll please)

You know - that place that I got to satiate my mad obsession with the piecing together of  - well - pieces of paper. SO much FUN - this year I will be taking the "K" with moi - for a day of fun filled adventure and mad uses of glue and sticky stuff. I can't wait!

Just need to print off my pictures.


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

*This was sent to me by a lovely co-worker - and I laughed - so now, I am sharing*


1) Fine
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
     If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been give five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
     This is a dare, not permissions.  Don't Do It!!

5) Loud Sigh
     This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That's Okay
     This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
     A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says "thanks a lot"  - that's PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say "you're welcome".  That will bring on a 'whatever').

8) Whatever
     Is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

9)  Don't Worry about it, I got it
     Another dangers statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "what's Wrong"?   For the woman's response refer to #3.