Wednesday, January 19, 2011

9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman

*This was sent to me by a lovely co-worker - and I laughed - so now, I am sharing*


1) Fine
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
     If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been give five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
    This is the calm before the storm.  This means something, and you should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
     This is a dare, not permissions.  Don't Do It!!

5) Loud Sigh
     This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That's Okay
     This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
     A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says "thanks a lot"  - that's PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say "you're welcome".  That will bring on a 'whatever').

8) Whatever
     Is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

9)  Don't Worry about it, I got it
     Another dangers statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "what's Wrong"?   For the woman's response refer to #3.