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IT's HERE! It's FINALLY HERE! This means that I will be back to blobbing in no time. My camera got here yesterday - and though Aislinn said that I need to take a picture of it, I just couldn't figure out a way to bend the camera lens around on itself to get the shot. So, you have a ridiculous shot from the internet.
Actually, this topic is quite a long one to post about. I took a death and dying class when I was up at the "U". Great class... helps to address the serious issue of death. After all, we are all going to die at some point in time. Are you prepared for it? I know that I am. And I have prepared myself in a way that some might find a little bit unappealing. I have already written down my last will and testament (to be altered as needed) AND, I have already written down my wishes for what I want my funeral to be like. These are important things to know so there are no arguments when the time comes for your family to deal with this rough situation.
You will know that I have turned into a zombie if you have buried me and I suddenly appear from out of my grave, dissheveled, dirty, and bent over kind of funny... if I make grunting noizes, if I haven't brushed my hair, and if my clothes have dirt on them - AND IF YOU SAW ME DEAD - you can pretty much guess that I have turned into a zombie....
Now, I have also decided to post things on how to identify me as a zombie, and how to protect yourself. My disclaimer is that should I come back as a zombie, I don't really want to hurt you - but I probably will...
Now that you have been thorougly prepared - please carry out my wishes so I don't come back and try to eat you. Many thanks.



(Disclaimer - those in the above picture are not members of my family... now, we will proceed). Lo' in the distance, a speck of a waverunner - coming up on us.... It was Cameron... and he was comin' on fast... My mother was sitting in her chair watching him and saying that he better not come up on the boat that fast... then cameron turned the wheel and a Spray of water went everywhere - my mothers sandwich was drenched and in the water... I remember that bread floating along - it was so funny... One of the most memorable vacation moments...
Then there was the story of Six Flags, the Family, My Dad, and a flip flop. My dad took all of us kids to Atlanta Georgia and while we were there we went to Six flags. (My favorite ride at that park was the ninja). So, my dad wore his flip flops ... I guess so his feet wouldn't be hot or something... who knows. I mean, I know how it feels when you go on water rides and you are wearing sneakers - sucks... all the squooshing and slooshing all day... Anyway, whatever the reason - he wore his flip flops.
Along come Ashley - who continues to walk behind dad, and during the day she steps on his flip flop heel. He told her to knock it off - oooh but she just couldn't help herself. It had to be the flippity sound or the floppity sound - one will never know... but she stepped on his flip flop and it broke. Dad was flip flop less...
oooh but it didn't end there... then he spent what seemed like an eternity looking for another pair of flip flops. I don't remember what happened - or if he bought some from the gift shop or what... but I will never forget the snap of that shoe... oooh man... too good.
Actually, no - I have never appeared on Television - at least not that I know of. Though, there is an interesting tale of a time when my siblings and I got a hold of a video camera and made many different "Mini Movies" including some commercials. My dad has these in his possession and mentions them when he is trying to get you to do something... I - unfortunately for myself - have the most movies , because I was a camera hog. Oooh, there are movies of me exercising, doing dishes, singing loudly, and having you tour my home as though I was the dude from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. (except I was a LOT more entertaining).