Monday, March 3, 2014

Donning the super sexay clean room outfit.

There is a specific process that must be adhered to when going into the clean areas of any Biopharma company - on this job, it was no different.  However, this time I decided to take pictures.  Why ?  Well, mostly because it's really hard to describe to the chillin's what I do when I come out on a job.  These jobs are not very glamorous - but they do teach quite a  few things that you would not expect to find in a regular environment... So - let's begin!

First - when you come into the area you must put on a clean pair of booties over your street shoes.  This prevents you from doing something crazy - like tracking in disgusting things from your feet.  Secretly I wish that every house made you either put on booties or take off your shoes - Secretly.

Next - you have to locate the size of the paper coverall that you are going to wear.  This is a super sleek piece of apparel that helps to keep your regular clothes clean whilst working in the harsh laboratory environment.  Not to mention it keeps the wandering particles that are on your own skin and clothing from escaping into their supposedly sterile environment.

Next - you are going to want to be certain that you visit the facilities because once you get all of your gear on, you will have to do a full dress down just to handle any business.  So - Make sure you Go before you dress up.

Though we know that you were certain to wash after your visit to the potty you will also need to sterilize those pretty paws.  You will want to take a minute to use some hand sanitizer or spray alcohol to make sure that all of the germs that traveled with you have been eliminated.  

I'd like to tell you that this part is the easy part - but it's not.  Actually, this is the part where you get to go and don your fantastic paper suit.  In most places you will want to be sure that you don't let it touch the floor. . . and this balancing trick will prove to the onlookers whether or not you are sober enough to perform the job at hand.  Slide this hot baby over your clothing to keep those nasty skin cells and clothing fibers in, and those disgusting things that they are making in the lab OUT.

Then you get to move into the next room where you will be able to complete your outfit by accessorizing with a deliciously stunning hair net.  Just grab one - they have plenty to go around - and slide it over that sexy mane you have.

Then you get to grab a big booty!  Awww - come on now - you know you like it.  Anyway, slide that sucker right over your stylish blue booties and up to your knees to keep out any other nasties that might be on the floor in the clean room.

You will tie this beautiful piece of footwear right over your ankle - see how lovely it looks?  Make sure that you put a fancy bow in the front because it might be the only thing that you have to distinguish yourself from the others in the lab.

This is my most favorite part - and it is something that I think that every home should have  - it's a sticky welcome mat. You walk over this industrial sized piece of fly paper and it takes anything that was on your feet off of your feet.  Amazing right!?!  Anyway, you walk over this to the other side of the clean getting ready room and you only have a few steps left.

If you are wearing a ring, you need to wrap up that sucker because even though you sprayed yourself down with alcohol, and you used hand sanitizer, your ring can be a petri dish for disgusting germs.  (Plus they don't want any gemstones falling into the product and contaminating things, so they ask you to tape it off for those reasons).

And finally  - double check yourself in the mirror to make sure that you look awesome and put together like a professional. :)  That's it! Easy Peasy right?  You Look Good!  (No - YOU look good!)

And here I am in my deliciously sexay clean room outfit - I know that you all want one for your very own - like a Marshmallow Man... It's awesome.

Til Next Time~

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