Thursday, January 28, 2010

Announced plan to open Mormon-themed restaurants


Announced plan to open Mormon-themed restaurants!

There is an idea floating around Utah, Arizona, Idaho and California for a chain of non-pretentious Mormon-themed restaurants called:
 
THE STEAK CENTER 
(Where There's Never a Dry, Boring Meating!)


Each Steak Center will have one enormous dining area with basketball hoops at both end and folding metal chairs and long tables covered with plastic tablecloths.

The Steak Centers will not have hostesses, but greeters -- men in their seventies will meet you at the door and talk like they have known you all your life.



 The main menu items for lunch and dinner will be:

    Porterhouse Rockwell Steak

    Primary Rib

    Poor Wayfaring Pan of Beef

    Parsley P. Pratt Funeral Potatoes

    Eliza R. Snow crab (in season)

    And It Came to Pasta

    Kraft MacaMoroni and Cheese.
 

 Breakfast items will include:

    Pearls of Great Rice

Frosted  Minivans

    Adam-ondi-Omelettes

    Also available: In Our Lovely Desserts

Fast Sundaes

Gadianton Cobbler

    Laman Meringue Pie (just sinful!) 

The waiters will be 12- and 13-year-old boys wearing white shirts andtheir fathers' ties... 

At the end of the night the customers will be asked to help fold upthe chairs and tables and vacuum the floor. 
 
Franchises are selling faster than Sunbeams on Skittles!
Get yours while they last! 

1 comment:

Knit2dye4 said...

Ok, that was just hilarious!!! James didn't seem to get quite the enjoyment out of it that I did, though, lol. No sense of humor tonight, apparently.
Love, Lori